What a woman.
21-year-old Lauren was in a moped accident about a year ago.
She lost control of the bike, slammed into a median in the road, and hit a sign. Her arm was severed at the scene.
Speaking to Buzzfeed News, she said that asked a police officer if she was going to die. He told her that she was going to be fine.
And, thankfully, she was.
— duck (@DuckFanAccount) August 1, 2017
One year later and Lauren has decided to set up a Tinder profile. In it, she, of course, included pictures of herself, and the best bio that we’ve ever seen.
It reads:
“Hands down the best catch on Tinder
Face 10/10
Body 9/10
Personality 20/10
Arms 1/2”
She also has “arms dealer” as her work place. Iconic.
I can already tell she has the best personality by her job title pic.twitter.com/uyK7DJCN0M
— meme god (@MEMESG0D) August 8, 2017
It wasn’t long before Lauren’s profile was screenshotted and shared all around Twitter and Reddit.
Naturally, people thought it was the best thing they’d ever seen.
hahahaha this girl won tinder https://t.co/9rfgcLlORN
— housecat ⏩ IMF, DBCO (@JobieWanKenobii) August 9, 2017
I want to marry her? Like right now https://t.co/HkAphD2riy
— Jeremy Wolfe ? (@jerrrbearrrrr) August 10, 2017
The 21-year-old told BuzzFeed that she didn’t mind that people found the bio funny because she had written it herself.
She also regularly posts on Twitter about her lost arm, making jokes, posting photos of herself, and addressing the fact that she is lucky to be alive.
posting these again pic.twitter.com/tCdyheTgj9
— duck (@DuckFanAccount) August 9, 2017
what kinda whack ass question pic.twitter.com/9Fh6eMgIWM
— duck (@DuckFanAccount) August 8, 2017
this wine is hot pic.twitter.com/OOwwFfzFqF
— duck (@DuckFanAccount) August 5, 2017
im always wearing wigs because im running from the police pic.twitter.com/BiThPRlANz
— duck (@DuckFanAccount) April 12, 2017
Feature image via Twitter.