Ah, god.
What would be worse – a tattoo on your vagina or a tattoo of a vagina?
Arguably, a tattoo on your vagina would be worse because at least a tattoo of a vagina could be somewhere pretty innocuous on your body and it could also be very tasteful and perhaps even representative of the feminist movement in one way or another, maybe.
Or it could just be a dodgy tattoo of a vagina that you hated and absolutely want to get rid of but sure look, who can say for sure?
One woman who does not have a tattoo of a vagina is Holly.
Instead, Holly has a tattoo just above her vagina. It reads: “eat me.”
We can see why Holly is not at all that delighted with her past ink-based choices.
She says that her tattoo is so bad that it’s actually “destroying” her sex life.
Surely not, Holly. It can’t be that ba-
Oh, never mind.
So, in order to sort out her fairly dismal vagina tattoo, Holly decided to appear on E4’s popular Tattoo Fixers show.
She rocked up, showed the lads her ink and they were, understandably, not all that impressed.
Though in fairness to Holly, she did acquire a tattoo gun when she was 17-years-old, get her mate to do the tattoo, and… No, actually, never mind, there’s no excuse for this really.
Holly said that she’s fairly embarrassed by the small little blue tattoo above her vag and that she would very much like for it to be covered.
“It’s a really embarrassing, trashy tattoo.
“It’s absolutely awful, I hate it so much, it’s destroying every part of my sex life. People are like, I don’t need instructions.”
The woman also said that she spends a lot of time receiving questionable looks from gynacologists and that the whole situation is just a bit “awkward,” really.
Unsurprising.
Thankfully though, the Tattoo Fixers were able to help Holly as best they could and cover up her vaginal instruction manual with something a little less assuming.
A nice little lotus flower.
Lovely.
