10 texts it’s perfectly acceptable to send someone that’s literally downstairs

We are all lazy and disgusting animals.

Sometimes your inner slob gets the better of you and it becomes entirely acceptable to request help from others that are mere feet away from you. Furthermore, your means of contacting them can be as lazy as a text message, or if you're feeling particularly slobbish, a phone call. Here's 10 texts it's perfectly acceptable to send to your Mam/Dad/sibling/lover/housemate that's downstairs, while you're vegetating in bed upstairs.

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1. Paranoia   2. Important Queries   3. Inconvenience Rectification   4. Vital Information   5. Important Queries Part II    6. Requesting Assistance   7. Belated Vital Information   8. Gentle Persuasion   9. Outright Nosiness   10. Cry For Help