Would you agree?

A survey by the National Transport Authority has found which services are the most satisfying, and which are, well... the worst. The survey found that 9 out of 10 passengers are satisfied with transport in the city (do we live in the same city?) and Luas and Dublin Bus perform well above the rest. Dublin Bus decided to tell its Twitter followers the news last night, and let's just say everybody thought it was a joke.

Dublin Bus is one of the top performers in National Transport Authority customer satisfaction survey https://t.co/RMLFJwUIHr

— Dublin Bus (@dublinbusnews) February 12, 2018

They wrote: "Dublin Bus is one of the top performers in National Transport Authority customer satisfaction survey," and got these types of replies:

You having a giraffe?

— Gráinne (@GrainneWard_) February 12, 2018

There is no way those figures are accurate

— Eoin Lawlor (@eoinlawlor666) February 12, 2018

How is this even possible? ?

— Martins Strobinders (@immarrto) February 12, 2018

????? who the feck did you survey????? Funniest thing I’ve read all night!!!

— Fiona Lambert (@Fi74) February 12, 2018

How in gods name, you must just dump all the complaints in the bin

— Conor Black???? (@cdsb20) February 12, 2018

I presume this is a joke

— Niall Hayes (@niallwhayes) February 12, 2018

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— R A V E N H 0 L M (@RAVENH0LM) February 12, 2018

You cannot be serious.

— Stephen A. Schwartz (@BupkisStephen) February 12, 2018

I was not invited to the survey but I guess it's easy to be "one of top performers" when there are so very few performers or in my case it's the only option I have

— Daniel (@sweis73) February 12, 2018

Best of a bad bunch, don't be getting excited. Just means ye suck marginally less then the other dire yokes

— Louise Kerr-Ross (@LouiseKerrRoss) February 13, 2018

According to the survey, "19 percent of passengers give ‘general service’ as the reason for satisfaction, with another 19 per cent attributing their satisfaction to ‘ease and convenience’. Anne Graham, CEO of the NTA, said: “The figures we are releasing today show that public transport customers are very satisfied with the overall level of service that they get on their buses, trains and trams." Hmmm, never mind living in the same city... think we might be living on a different planet these days.