President Trump has described what his 'dream wall' would look like
It's the wall that keeps on giving.
The Mexico/US border wall that Donald Trump promised has been the subject of much derision across the globe. Well, it all got a touch more hilarious overnight when Fox News tweeted an image that people simply couldn't believe.
Border wall requirements. pic.twitter.com/AFYG0s5pCS
— Fox News (@FoxNews) March 19, 2017
According to Fox, The Department of Homeland Security has begun soliciting bids for the wall, saying they will accept plans for both concrete and non-concrete walls, they go on to say that the wall must look "imposing from the Mexican side and tasteful from the American side".
Of course, it didn't take long for the online world to pounce;
— Thick James ? (@LadyMsJay) March 19, 2017
The wall needs to have a nice ass and a sweet set of gams. https://t.co/7CpKIC4Ebw
— Imani Gandy (@AngryBlackLady) March 19, 2017
BORDER WALL REQUIREMENTS
looks good from US side
difficult to climb over
wall-like but larger
made out of strong wall stuff
— ☕netw3rk (@netw3rk) March 19, 2017
• Needs to retain that "new wall smell"
• Shouts out periodic affirmations like "Looking Good, America"
• Disguises unintended consequences https://t.co/2WHxku9nUF
— Philip Michaels (@PhilipMichaels) March 19, 2017
Our 'dream wall' would be rainbow coloured and made of zero calorie chocolate, any takers?