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09th Mar 2018

ASOS is selling a bra that you’d honestly need a doctorate degree to get into

Jade Hayden

How?

ASOS sell their fair share of strange products.

They also sell a load of decent and genuinely lovely, well-priced items too, but those aren’t any fun to write about so let’s just do this instead.

The latest bizarre piece of clothing the retailer is selling is a bra.

Now, we know what you’re thinking – how could a bra be confusing and weird and just downright a bit strange? It’s just a bra, after all.

Except it’s not. It’s this.

Like, how are you meant to get your boobs into that contraption?

There’s so many straps, too many parts, so much potential for the wearing of this garment to go horribly, horribly wrong.

The model is smiling, but we know that she’s just trying to grin through the stress of hoping her boob doesn’t unceremoniously fall out.

And same, to be honest.

Not only is the bra itself confusing, but it’s so asymmetrical that it’s actually a bit jarring. It looks incorrect, it most likely feels incorrect, and we essentially want nothing to do with it ever, thanks.

At least ASOS haven’t lost the total run of themselves though.

The retailer recently announced that they were going to start stocking MAC products soon, making it even easier to buy approximately seven lipsticks when you’re doing a clothes haul.

Ideal.