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15th Sep 2019

These boots have a built-in bottle opener in the heel so yes, you do need a pair ASAP

Jade Hayden

Sorry, imagine like.

Picture the scene: you’re at the pre-sesh.

You’re all dolled up. You’ve got your lashes on, your hair done, your new boots on your feet. You’ve got a crisp, cold one in hand, ready to crack open, eager for the night to begin.

It’s then that you realise – there’s no bottle opener in sight.

This issue has the potential to ruin your entire evening. How ever could you enjoy yourself without consuming your bottled beverage that you had paid €1.49 for in Lidl so very recently?

Impossible.

Or at least, it was, until you look down at your feet – and then you see it.

A pair of boots with an unnecessary but also totally necessary bottle open on each heel.

The night – it’s saved.

The “party pump” heels are the genius of French fashion retailer Ventements, and they’re so class that they’ve even garnered the attention of Marc Jacobs.

A man who likes a crisp, cold one in hand, clearly.

“Crafted in Italy from croc-effect leather, this point-toe silhouette is fitted with silver-tone bottle openers at the back of the stiletto heels,” reads the product description.

“Wear yours as the grounding accent to free-flowing separates.”

Honestly, so badass, like.

However, if you were planing on picking up a pair for your next night out, you might want to rethink a few things – or accept that you’re about to blow half a month’s wages – because these babies are not cheap.

In fact, they’re actually really expensive, costing a solid €1,190.

Worth it though? Probably.

You can check out the boots, or even buy them if you’ve got an inordinate amount of cash on you, here. 

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