Sorry, imagine like.

Picture the scene: you're at the pre-sesh. You're all dolled up. You've got your lashes on, your hair done, your new boots on your feet. You've got a crisp, cold one in hand, ready to crack open, eager for the night to begin. It's then that you realise - there's no bottle opener in sight. This issue has the potential to ruin your entire evening. How ever could you enjoy yourself without consuming your bottled beverage that you had paid €1.49 for in Lidl so very recently? Impossible. Or at least, it was, until you look down at your feet - and then you see it. A pair of boots with an unnecessary but also totally necessary bottle open on each heel. The night - it's saved. The "party pump" heels are the genius of French fashion retailer Ventements, and they're so class that they've even garnered the attention of Marc Jacobs. A man who likes a crisp, cold one in hand, clearly. "Crafted in Italy from croc-effect leather, this point-toe silhouette is fitted with silver-tone bottle openers at the back of the stiletto heels," reads the product description. "Wear yours as the grounding accent to free-flowing separates." Honestly, so badass, like. However, if you were planing on picking up a pair for your next night out, you might want to rethink a few things - or accept that you're about to blow half a month's wages - because these babies are not cheap. In fact, they're actually really expensive, costing a solid €1,190. Worth it though? Probably. You can check out the boots, or even buy them if you've got an inordinate amount of cash on you, here.