Sorry, imagine like.
Picture the scene: you’re at the pre-sesh.
You’re all dolled up. You’ve got your lashes on, your hair done, your new boots on your feet. You’ve got a crisp, cold one in hand, ready to crack open, eager for the night to begin.
It’s then that you realise – there’s no bottle opener in sight.
This issue has the potential to ruin your entire evening. How ever could you enjoy yourself without consuming your bottled beverage that you had paid €1.49 for in Lidl so very recently?
Impossible.
Or at least, it was, until you look down at your feet – and then you see it.
A pair of boots with an unnecessary but also totally necessary bottle open on each heel.
The night – it’s saved.
The “party pump” heels are the genius of French fashion retailer Ventements, and they’re so class that they’ve even garnered the attention of Marc Jacobs.
A man who likes a crisp, cold one in hand, clearly.
“Crafted in Italy from croc-effect leather, this point-toe silhouette is fitted with silver-tone bottle openers at the back of the stiletto heels,” reads the product description.
“Wear yours as the grounding accent to free-flowing separates.”
Honestly, so badass, like.
However, if you were planing on picking up a pair for your next night out, you might want to rethink a few things – or accept that you’re about to blow half a month’s wages – because these babies are not cheap.
In fact, they’re actually really expensive, costing a solid €1,190.
Worth it though? Probably.
You can check out the boots, or even buy them if you’ve got an inordinate amount of cash on you, here.