This company is selling denim Speedos and they're the most rotten things in the world 1 week ago

This company is selling denim Speedos and they're the most rotten things in the world

OK, ew.

Listen, we were never a fan of Speedos. They just give us creepy vibes.

But denim Speedos? These are on another level.

Fashion label Shinesty has these beauties on sale, and they're certainly a sight. They've coined them the 'jeado' and they're just plain weird.

The description reads: "It is like eating a bag of chips in church. Everyone looks over at you with disgust, but deep down they want some too. And if you're really risky you'll combine those last 2 sentences, eating a bag of chips in church while wearing this denim swimsuit. You'll probably get tossed out, but you'll look and taste good doing it."

Denim swim brief

It adds at the end: "These should be paired with caterpillar-style moustaches for optimal results."

Yes, that's really the description.

They come in at $39.99 (€35) which is pricey enough for what it is.

Will we buy them? Not a hope. Are they interesting to look at? Probably.

Either way, we'll be looking out for them when we arrive in Spain this summer. You can check them out here.