Heeled Crocs are here to completely ruin your Monday

Nope.

The fashion industry is weird. And while there are a lot of unusual trends (looking at you Balenciaga), I can usually deal. Usually. This morning I discovered that heeled Crocs exist, and I'm not okay. Now listen, this is not Croc-bashing hour. I appreciate the merit behind them: comfortable, breathable shoes. However, the heels are violent. Pure and simple. The heels, named the Crocs Cyprus V Heel, are currently sold out on the Crocs website. SOLD OUT. (You can, however, take a look at them over on the Amazon website here, if you're any way that inclined.) I'm obviously not on the right side of this argument - defeat accepted. In fairness to the people at Crocs, they have managed to make their brand somewhat trendy. Prince Geroge wears them - and he is our generation's biggest fashionista. Other fans include Jared Leto, Drew Barrymore and Shia LeBouef. And as comfortable as these shoes might be... I absolutely could NOT do it to myself. If you need me, I'll be wearing my Birkenstocks. #Fashion