Public Desire is selling the ugliest boots we've ever seen for €72 and just no 3 months ago

Public Desire is selling the ugliest boots we've ever seen for €72 and just no

Can we take a minute, please?

Before we divulge into all the things that are wrong with these boots, the fact that they're €72 is quite hilarious.

A better way to spend €72 would be to literally set it on fire. Yes, that was extremely dramatic and I'm not for burning money, I can hardly afford McDonald's Eurosaver menu but, you get my drift.

These are easily the most hideous boots I've ever seen and the fact they're retailing at €72 is equally funny and worrying.

Who is going to buy these?

Let's take a closer look at where it all goes wrong...

From the foot to the ankle - yeah, gorge. If they cut them here they'd be a nice Rihanna-esque slouch boot. All for that.

From the ankle to the knee - OK, a bit more slouchy but still, not awful. Would potentially wear.

Then things change...

From the knee to the thigh - WTF is this link-tie all about? Detachable thigh high boots? Thanks, but I'll just save the embarrassment and money by going and buying two pairs of boots instead of interchanging the one pair.

From the thigh to the waist - this shouldn't be a thing. Sorry, but who likes to strap their boots around their f*cking waist? Fishermen? Not even tbh.

Oh and if one pair isn't enough of an eyesore, they also come in black and snakeskin.

Jesus, take the wheel.