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25th July 2017
04:45pm BST
Shades of V the Very V Lumizer promises to give a ‘luminous iridescent colour to add some extra prettiness to the V’. Aside from the fact that the brand repeatedly calls our vulvas “the V”, we find the whole concept of these products quite strange.
“We wax it, sugar it, shave it, pierce it, tattoo it, dye it, monogram it – and sometimes even sunbathe it and after all that we expect it to remain beautiful?” reads the brands website. “The delicate skin on our face and décolleté receives our attention day and night after far less strenuous treatment, but when it comes to our “V”— forget it. Until now…”Yikes!
Here are some women who felt the same as we did after hearing about these products.
Just saw an article about a highlighter for your vagina. Can we stop putting shit on our fannies please?
— Lottie L'Amour (@Lottie_Lamour) July 21, 2017
Someone made a highlighter for your vagina....... can we please cancel 2017?
— JENNA?¿ (@KThatsAwk) July 22, 2017
And they’re not cheap either. Setting you back around €37 a bottle, we think we’ll stick to highlighting our face, thanks.You are now able to purchase highlighter for your vagina. Good. Freaking. Lord.
— forevergrateful420 (@BerthaloveGD) July 21, 2017
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