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16th May 2017
01:19pm BST
“I applied it first to one leg, then the other, and shaved them diligently. (Yes, feel free to be impressed at my commitment to body defoliation at that time in the morning. I was too.
“I washed my arms, neck, stomach and back. Thus far, it had been a positively first class bathing experience."
And then everything went horribly wrong.
“My vagina was ablaze! Had a stray spark inadvertently set light to my pubic thatch? Because it f**king felt like it.
“I had a quick look at the ingredients list to see if it contained gasoline. It did not.
“’7,929 tingling leaves’ claimed the front of the bottle? Tingling? This felt as though my flaps were being ceremoniously scrubbed by ants wearing ice skates laced with chilli sauce.”
After everything was back under control, she took the time to write this letter of complaint to shower gel manufacturer. The post has been liked over 115K times… although we can’t help but think that’s a tad cruel.
“I may well be suffering from as yet unconfirmed PTSD, but my eyes have eventually stopped watering. And so, in the interest of public safety, I thought I would pen you this message.
“May I suggest a rebrand. Something along the lines of: ‘7,929 tingling leaves which will accost your genitalia until it screams for mercy.’”
We think she learned that lesson the hard way.
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