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08th May 2019

Lad replaces vegan girlfriend’s food with dairy food… and she gets acne

Jade Hayden

vegan girlfriend

IT’S NOT A FAD ALRIGHT?!

When people are vegans, you should generally just leave ’em to it.

They’re not harming anybody, they’re not forcing their views on anybody, they’re doing some pretty good things for the environment.

Just let it happen, lads. The whole world’ll be going that way eventually.

One man who simply could not just let it happen was this lad from Reddit.

He decided to replace his girlfriend’s vegan food stuffs with some dairy food stuffs in a botched attempt at proving that there was absolutely no difference.

Unfortunately for him, there was and she ended up with a load of acne.

Shame.

Writing in the subreddit ‘Today I Fucked Up’, the man said that when he and his girlfriend got together, she told him she was vegan for health reasons.

Him, being a lad, clearly didn’t believe her and decided to force the poor woman to eat some dairy instead because he was, quote, “tired of all the vegan food.”

Sound.

“Mostly she swears that it cleared up her skin,” he wrote. “From pictures, it seems she went from really gnarly acne to very clear skin.”

“She’s a great cook but sometimes a man just needs some mac and cheese with cut up hot dogs. So I thought I would prove to her that the whole ‘dairy gives me acne’ thing is in her head.

“She’s been wearing makeup both in and out of the house lately … and last night I saw her barefaced for the first time in a while and it is BAD. Like insects about to hatch out of her face bad.”

Yeah that’s because you ruined her face, mate. 

Many people were, understandably, horrified by the man’s actions and suggested that he either come clean about what he had done… or basically just break up with her if he was going to be such a dick.

Both options are good.

Topics:

Reddit,Vegan