Woman accidentally sticks a DEAD FLY to her eye thinking it was a fake lash 8 months ago

Woman accidentally sticks a DEAD FLY to her eye thinking it was a fake lash

Please GOD no!

Picture the scene...

There you are, getting all glammed up for a night out.

The makeup is all over your bed, The Spice Girls are absolutely blarring and all is right in the world.

You go to stick on those pesky fake lashes...

All of a sudden you realise that you have accidentally confused a DEAD FUCKING FLY for a strip lash.

Yep, you've glued the corspe of a blue bottle to your eyelid.

Violent.

This is a tale that one woman recently lived through, and I am so sorry for her.

Twitter user (and famous baker) Molly Robbins recently tweeted a picture her mum sent her.

She captioned the picture:

"Text from mum - having trouble sticking lashes on without her glasses.. turns out she was trying to glue a dead fly to her eyelid. I'm out."

Nope. I'd never sleep comfortably again tbh.

Twitter reacted accordingly:

Nope. Bye.

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