Burn! Charlie Sheen Has Poetic Rant at Rihanna With Epic Tweet

He’s never one to shy away from his feelings, and now Charlie Sheen is lashing out at superstar Rihanna, labelling the singer ‘the Village idiot’. In a #Winning rant at the pop idol, Sheen called out the singer who refused to meet his fiancé Scotty during her birthday dinner. The actor reveals at the start of his story how he brought Scotty to a restaurant with a group of her friends to celebrate her birthday. When they heard Rihanna was dining close by, Sheen requested an introduction for his fiancé who is a big fan. Rihanna turned them down, citing too many ‘paps outside’. Forget a woman scorned, Sheen is a whole new law unto himself. Tweeting about the incident, the temperamental star shares the opening lines of his response:

so, I took my gal out to dinner last night with her best friends for her Bday. we heard Rihanna was present … http://t.co/Bv1BRa2RTo — Charlie Sheen (@charliesheen) May 22, 2014

  Intrigued how the rest plays out? Here’s the rant in full. It's pretty epic. “so, I took my gal out to dinner last night with her best friends for her Bday. we heard Rihanna was present as well. I sent a request over to her table to introduce my fiancé Scotty to her, as she is a huge fan. (personally I couldn't pick her out of a line-up at gunpoint) well, the word we received back was that there were too many paps outside and it just wasn't possible at this time. At this time? AT THIS TIME?? lemme guess, we're to reschedule another random 11 million to 1 encounter with her some other night...? no biggie for me; it would have been 84 interminable seconds of chugging Draino and "please kill me now" that I'd never get back. My Gal, however, was NOT OK with it. Nice impression you left behind, Bday or not. Sorry we're not KOOL enough to warrant a blessing from the Princess. (or in this case the Village idiot) you see THIS is the reason that I ALWAYS take the time. THIS is why I'm in this thing 31 awesome years. Good will and common courtesy, carefully established over time to exist radically in concert with a code of gratitude! I guess "Talk That Talk" was just a big ol lie from a big ol liar. oh and Riahnna, Halloween isn't for a while. but good on you for testing out your costume in public. it's close; a more muted pink might be the answer, as in: none. See ya on the way down, (we always do) and actually, it was a pleasure NOT meeting you. clearly we have NOTHING in common when it comes to respect for those who've gone before you. I'm guessing you needed those precious 84 seconds to situate that bad wig before you left the restaurant. Here's a tip from a real vet of this terrain; If ya don't wanna get bothered DONT LEAVE YOUR HOUSE! and if this "Prison of Fame" is soooooooo unnerving and difficult, then QUIT, junior! c #Hamateur’