The Coleen Rooney and Rebekah Vardy scandal is being turned into a book

We saw this coming...

A few weeks back, a scandal hit the internet, and rocked our world. Coleen Rooney called out Rebekah Vardy on Instagram, having deduced that she was the person allegedly selling Coleen's private business to the tabloids. Now lovingly referred to as WAGatha Christie, it seems the tale has inspired a book. Naturally. The Bookseller has reported that HarperCollins has got the rights to And Then There Was... One: The Story of WAGatha Christie from comedy writer Lucien Young. HarperNonFiction editor Harriet Dobson was quoted as saying: "For years to come, we'll all remember where we were at the moment Coleen Rooney posted that screenshot, and how we felt when our eyes scoured every single dot in the ellipsis of that final line: impressed, confused, elated." "Sensible people across the nation lost their minds. Life came to a standstill." "As the proud publishers of the works of Agatha Christie, we are delighted to be releasing this affectionate tribute to the mystery genre. No Christmas stocking will be full without a copy of And Then There Was... One." The book is scheduled for publication on December 5 this year. Just in time for Christmas...