Take A Bow: An Garda Síochána Have Just Published The Best Public Information Notice EVER

The term genius gets thrown around quite a lot, but…  Gardaí are seeking public assistance regarding the whereabouts of a 52-year-old male who is well known for having Friends In Low Places. He 'who shall not be named' was last seen in the vicinity of Croke Park on the January 20^th and was due to attend the Dance later today. Anyone with any information is urged to contact his friends at No Fences to save them Ropin’ in the Wind. Take a bow, lads. Take a bow... This. Is. Amazing.   The post in all its glory... We wish to buy the genius behind this post a drink… We’ll be the ones in Coppers this evening with the pink cowboy hats, crying into our drinks and whimpering the lyrics to ‘The Dance’. Garth himself approves of this latest status...