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13th September 2018
03:29pm BST

Why doesn't Rahul have friends already?
Who are these people not being Rahul's friend only for the promise of baked goods? Show yourselves. You are not good enough for this world.
2. He accepts compliments in the most awkward way possible
Essentially just by ignoring them.
Rahul could be told that he'd just won an all expenses paid trip to Ibiza (the nice part) and been named Heat magazine's Torso of the Week - he'd still just look away and probably apologise or something.
Never apologise, Rahul.
You don't need to.
3. His face looks like this
Enough said.
4. He is so humble
Pay Rahul a compliment and he will stutter bashfully, look down, and slowly back away from the situation as if you've just told him that you were going to waterboard his entire family.
Often times, this reaction can be frustrating.
You find yourself screaming at the TV, begging Rahul to take credit, urging him to take a step back and finally recognise how good he is at baking.
He won't though.
He could never.
5. His Paul handshake acceptance was the most beautiful moment to ever grace our television sets
He was so happy. It was so pure.
Nothing can top this moment.
Nothing.
6. He Skypes his family every day
And they give out to him for having stubble.
It's a whole thing.