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23rd October 2015
11:55am BST
Preach, R. Drake. Preach.
2. "My vagina is crying."
Fair enough.
3. "On October 23 every year we will light candles and burn our weaves in remembrance of this day. The day Adele slayed the souls of many."
So many slayed souls.
4. "There will be a goat version?"
Fingers crossed.
5. "Hold onto your weaves, ladies. Adele is ready to scalp everyone in the music industry."
Everyone needs to be on guard.
6. "Put on eyeliner like Adele; LIFEGOAL."
Same.
7. "Is no one going to talk about how Adele's eyeliner is in better shape than our lives?"
We're all talking about it.
8. "Is anyone gonna talk about the flip phone at the start of the video?"
We're all talking about it.
9. "Of course you're not going to get reception on that old phone."
A fair point, well made.
10. The flip phone really is causing controversy:
11. "Full name of this song is: "Hello b******! I'm back."
Agreed.
12. "I am absolutely destroyed, everything about this is simplistically perfect."
Hello = simplistically perfect.
13. "HER MUSIC, HER VOICE, HER ACTING, AND GOD DAMN HER BEAUTY. My excitement."
GOD DAMN YOU, ADELE!
14. "So, is Adele a dementor? Every time I listen to her sing, I feel like I may never be happy again." 
We feel your pain.
Adele is back. The world is delighted. Her full album, 25, will be released next month. Roll on November 20th.
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