Ah, god.

It's been a while since everything in Coronation Street revolved around Pat Phelan. There was a time there when other things were happening on the cobbles, more important things, less irritating things. But sure look, we're here now so we may as well get on with it because Phelan's back on the street this week and things are about to get messy AF. If you can't recall the exact reasons why Phelan left the street in the first place, let us remind you. He killed a load of people and got found out by Eileen and fell off a pier and ended up in a B&B in Ireland. That's it, like. But, Phelan being Phelan, wasn't about to take a near death experience lightly. In fact, he was going to come back and absolutely ruin everybody's day. Lovely. Gary Windass spots Phelan knocking around a caravan site so him and his mate Joe decided to do the logical thing and knock him out, tie him up, and bring him back to Weatherfield. Because of course. Of course.  Anyway, understandably people aren't happy about Phelan's return and they especially aren't happy when he breaks free from his bound situation and stalls it over the Eileen's house. He bursts through the door and Eileen is obviously terrified as you would be if your murderer husband showed up on a rampage. A few shots ring out, Phelan then heads off to the bistro, and tries to sort the situation out, but it remains to be seen as to whether everyone will survive. Hopefully Phelan won't. Please. It all kicks off this Thursday.