Each year mountains of parenting and baby products hit the market from pacifiers to baby cots.

That being said, we’re not too sure if these ones really made life easier or to mortify children in future photos. They’re quite simply, just a bit mad...

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 1) Baby Bangs

 

Pic via Baby Bangs

Everyone would like a hairier baby, no? 

2) Daddle

Pic via Daddle

Ah the Daddle, a saddle just for the fathers of the world – what else would you need to make playtime more fun? Prepare for potential back pain Daddies.

3) Thudguard Infant Safety Hat

Pic via Thudgaurd

It may be practical but that doesn’t mean it should look silly. Say hello to the Thudguard Infant Safety Hat!

4) Birth Dolls (with detachable placenta)

Pic via Parent Dish

Yes you read that correctly, a detachable placenta. MamAmor Dolls have come up with these very interesting birth dolls to explain the concept of giving birth to children.

5) Ride-On-Vaccum

Piv via Yanko Design

Clean your floors while entertaining your child. Suppose this is more practical than anything else but better keep an eye on the young one to make sure they’re not whacking into furniture.

6) Zaky Infant Pillow

Pic via Gargles

Aimed to simulate the arms of parents this product looks more creepy than cool. As one reviewer simply points out, “seriously... hold your child.”

7) Tinkle Tube

 

Pic via Baby Rock Apparel

Made for your little boy when he can't hold it in.

8) Lullaby Renditions of Metallica

Pic via Rockabye Baby Music

Nothing like a bit of Metallica blasting in your child’s ears to soothe them into a peaceful sleep.

Not sure if we’ll be investing in any of these soon!