For real.

What are your plans for Valentine's Day? If you're in a relationship, you'll probably have some sort of event planned that involves food, drink, and lots of heavy petting. If you're not in a relationship, you'll probably have some sort of event planned that involves food, drink, and lots of heavy petting. Chances are you'd drop all of those plans though if your local McDonald's was offering a three-course V-day meal. Of course you would. Who wouldn't? Take a moment to imagine it for yourself there - you and your significant other, mauling in a booth drenched in chip grease, tucking into a share box of 20 chicken nuggets. There is no better way to tell someone that you love them than that. The special romantic menu looks a little something like this: Cheese melts, chicken nuggets, or carrot sticks for starters. A choice of burger, fillet-o-fish, or veggie burger for the main. And some sort of dessert to finish. It's essentially the same as what you'd get in a general McDonald's but whatever alright, it's Valentine's Day, stop trying to ruin the fun. Unfortunately for us though, not every McDonald's is offering this fantastic three-course meal. The fast food restaurant in Newcastle's Metrocentre seems to be the only one taking part in such a delicious event, which is a shame, but sure look, you can't win 'em all. Plus, if you're really stuck, you could literally just show up to a McDonald's and have our own three-course meal. You don't need permission.