Wacky Willy Wonders : New App Helps Men To Measure Up With iPhone

An app designed to help men compare the length and girth of their penis with the rest of the world has hit the Apple’s Ios App Store.

The app, creatively called “Condom Size”, has great intentions but requires the fellas to measure their own little fella against the iPhone’s touchscreen.

The aim is to teach men about how to properly buy and fit a condom, in the hope that they might become more effective.

One of the biggest causes of condoms failing is improper fit.

The app asks men to hold their penis against the phone, to measure it at the base and then use a strip to find the girth.

After entering their, eh-hem, personal stats, the app displays a graph where you measure up on the world league table.

An option to share your willy measurement by email, Twitter or Facebook...?

It also provides links to places to buy the recommended size of condom.

And some fun facts to help you at your next table quiz!

Makers VSM Enterprises say: "This app educates the male population on the proper condom placement and helps determine proper condom size. The app also includes educational condom tips, fun facts and more."

The cost of measuring your willy? 99 cents.