10 Of The Most Heartbreaking/Worst Things About Using Tinder

Dear men, the penis is a very unattractive organ, please stop sending us photos of yours.   Tinder is the dating app that makes finding your potential other half a lot easier... if you're not into the whole meeting someone face-to-face thing that is of course. Searching for love can become fairly tedious for the helpless hopeless romantics out there. Here are 10 of the most heartbreaking/worst things about using Tinder... 1. Dick pics Dear men, there's only one thing less attractive than the penis and scrotum, and that's a Blobfish. Every female recipient's reaction to a random 'dick pic' is a universal "ewwww". This is the quickest way to sort the immature boys from the gentlemen. Please stop it, lads. Please stop it immediately. 2. Men with the wrong settings There are some guys that made a rookie and downloaded the wrong app. Tinder sounds very like Grindr, it is a simple mistake to make. 3. The swipe is not always right The accidental left swiping has brought many potential love story to a cruel and twisted end. How dare you dangle the metaphorical beautiful sausage in front of us and take it away Tinder?! For the love of God, create that undo button you tantalised us with last year. 4. Small Talk city, population two Idle chit-chat is not what we signed up for. 5. You've got 74 notifications 11.07: Hi. 11.11: How are you? 11.12: You having a good day? 11.17: Is something wrong? 11.19: Why are you not replying to my texts?! 11.27: Seriously, is everything okay. I'm getting kind of worried. 11.41: Saw this hilarious pic and thought out you. lol. 12.05: WHY ARE YOU NOT REPLYING TO ME?! 12.22: I'm sorry if I've done something to upset you. Please just talk to me. Beware of the crazies. They are out there and, for the most part, are in disguise. 6. Falls off the face of the earth Everything is going so well. You've matched. You're chatting. You share some of the same interests. Finally you see some real potential with this guy, then... Nothing. Absolutely nothing. Welcome to the top of the garden path, ladies... Ben & Jerry are usually great company on the way back to the bottom. 7. Guess Who? A fantastic game for passing some time with relatives over the Christmas period, but no one has time for a game of Guess Who when love is on the line. 8. Conor McGregor lookalikes and selfies Oh, so you're a big UFC fan... the facial hair, hair cut and dickie bow didn't give anything away. We’re not going to argue about McGregor’s legendary status on Tinder but seriously Notorious fans, can we leave being Conor McGregor to Conor McGregor? Yours sincerely, females all over Ireland. 9. Sexy talk If we wanted to read erotic literature, we'd have grabbed a copy of 50 Shades of Grey. 10. It's a small (online dating) world Matching with your little brother's friends can be a little awkward... The most important rule of Tinder is to remember that it is a small world. If a guy's name looks familiar, check it out before swiping right. Trust us, when Tinder comes full circle things can get awkward.   The best thing about Tinder? Fake profiles.