10 Things… Our Friends Who Live Abroad Do To Annoy Us

Honestly, we have loved the longest summer and spell of good weather Ireland has ever seen… And we love all the rain that has fallen since. We love how the country is in recession and that a lot of us are struggling to find jobs and pay bills, but do you know what we love even more? 

Our friends. Our dear, dear friends that have upped and left us, migrating to foreign lands. We miss them and we know they miss us… 

1. Change Their Style Entirely

 

"Oh I just got this in a stall market, it’s a one off..."

2. They're So Cultured Now...

"Oh, I've been to the musuem..."

3. Become Professional Photographers

 

Sepia. Everything is in sepia... 

4. Food & Wine Connoisseur

 

"The calamari was exquisite." They've aquired an international palate.

5. Mid-Week Check-ins

We're so happy that you haven't lost your phone and have constant access to wifi.

6. Find Famous Friends

 

Just hanging with Justin Bieber, no biggie...

7. Foreign Beverages

Ohhhhhh you only drink German beer now, how interesting...

8. Beach Pictures

 

Aw, good to know you still have legs...

9. The Friend Pyramid 

Just when you've starting to deal with the fact that ALL of your friends are in Australia or Canada, they post the friend pyramid just to set you right back in to the depths of depression...  

10. The Men Are Well Above Average

10 out of 10... TEN out of TEN! They make sure to let us know what we're missing out on...

But we all know they'll be back... with a new boyfriend, a tan and loads of money.