Sharing and comparing sex stories, everyone does it. In true traditional Irish style, we are more open to divulge the stories of sheer horror, disappointment, the meetings that have left an unpleasant (penis shaped) mark etched on our minds. But once in a blue, glorious moon, it's incredible. You’re seeing a guy for a few weeks, the build up to bedroom festivities has finally come to a head, literally... and WOOHOO, the climax wasn’t anti.
Here are 10 signs to know you’ve had the best sex ever.
1. You Don’t Rush Out – It’s lunch time and you’re still there. Not because you’re hungover and unfit to move, because he doesn’t want you to leave, and you have no plan to re-enact Sonia O’ Sullivan’s winning 5000 metre dash.
2. Spooning Is Allowed - The position of teaspoon does not repulse you. Waking up with his sweaty torso next to you does not leave you feeling disgustingly dirty and in dire need of a shower. In fact, you could probably go again. And so you should.
3. You Can’t Find Your Underwear For Love Nor Money... In the throes of passion, you both got carried away with the whole event and you have a slight recollection of him tossing your bra to the side, but your knickers... their location is anyone's guess.
(They will turn up eventually, so lets hope they were decent).
4. The Stride of Pride – We’ve all heard about the ‘walk of shame’, and if we’re honest, the majority of us have been there. Done that. Worn the same clothes from the night before. However, it is a nice change when you walk out the door with your head held high, humming Tina Turner’s
Simply the Best.
5. He Forgets How to Play ‘The Game’ - If only the lads could see him now. Throwing all Neil Strauss tips out the window, he texts. Constantly. All day. He’s not even leaving it a standard cool 15 minutes to reply, no no. He wants a bit, and he is not even going to try and hide it.
6. Send Me a Pic - He’s texting, there is an ol’ media message being exchanged here and there, it was only a matter of time before he asked.
7.
He Wants It On His Video Phone – Listen, you were the business at the business. He wants to video it, can you blame him, sure he’s only human. You’ve no plans to make the same error as Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian or Tulisa Constovlos, but you can always let him think it for a while.
8. Grinning Like a Chesire Cat – You’re walking around like an advert for Colgate, your pearly whites are on display and you haven’t had to take your happy pills today. Hurrah!
9. Suggestive Winky Face – You’re recieving SMS’ like they are going out of fashion. He is signing off on every message with a winky face, and he hasn’t even downloaded emojicons. Bless him. ;)
10. Everything You Look At Reminds You of Sex (It Happens) – You find yourself staring at bulges. Everyday items such as food, street signs, even toothpaste, are all resembling male genitlia. You’re in mid conversation with your boss and suddenly, bang, there it is. You just can’t get sexy time off your mind. Ladies, it happens to the best of us.
