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29th November 2014
07:42pm GMT

3. Sleep
It might be hard to believe but falling asleep during sexy time does happen and it leads to all sorts questions such as 'did that just happen?' and 'was it that boring?'
4. The sound of someone else having sex
Not only are you distracted by their loud love-making but all of a sudden you find yourself trying to compete. Disaster.
5. Injury
There's nothing like falling off the bed or being elbowed in the balls (we can only assume that pain obviously) to make you put your clothes back on and leave the room immediately.
6. Awkward dirty talk
The less said about this (and in the bedroom) the better... unless of course you have a way with words in which case work away to your heart's content.
7. Cheesy music
Out of all the songs on your iPod to come on, it had to be Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley, didn't it? Thanks Rick, thanks a lot.
8. Too many questions
Sure it's nice to be asked if that feels good and if that's okay but seriously this is sex, not an interrogation.
9. Inconvenient clothing
Your body-con dress might have been amazing when you were on the dance floor but it's a pain to get out of. And that bra with three clasps? Good luck.
10. Your bladder
You can try to ignore it but now it's all you can think about. Unfortunately, the good time you could have been having will be all you can think about while you pee.
11. Farting/burping/other embarrassing bodily functions
Not cool.

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