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Published 08:40 20 Dec 2013 GMT
Updated 19:15 19 Dec 2013 GMT

4. What time did you leave/ get home at?
Followed closely by...
5. How are you even here?
With a LOT of caffeine.
6. I don’t remember that!
Someone may have had a little too much to drink.
7. I didn’t do that, did I?
Yes. Yes you did.
8. Oh no you/ she/ he didn’t!
Yes. Yes we/she/ he did.
9. I wasn’t there for that.
Lucky escape.
10. Is it time to go home yet?
Time always moves incredibly slowly for the ENTIRE day.
11. I’m never drinking again.
Until tomorrow night that is.
12. I need chocolate/ crisps/ a burrito.
And so the comfort eating begins...