12 Things You Hear or Say the Morning After the Christmas Party

We, along with the lads at JOE.ie, headed out for our Christmas party last night (don’t worry, we’re still here so it wasn’t too mad). And, as we do every year, we suspect we’ll be hearing at least one of these at some point today... 1. Did you see/ hear...? You never want to be involved in this sentence but you’re quite happy to hear all the goss. 2. How are you this morning? We’re guessing we don’t look so good considering you’re asking the question. 3. I’m wrecked. Ditto. 4. What time did you leave/ get home at? Followed closely by... 5. How are you even here?  With a LOT of caffeine. 6. I don’t remember that! Someone may have had a little too much to drink. 7. I didn’t do that, did I? Yes. Yes you did. 8. Oh no you/ she/ he didn’t! Yes. Yes we/she/ he did. 9. I wasn’t there for that. Lucky escape. 10. Is it time to go home yet? Time always moves incredibly slowly for the ENTIRE day. 11. I’m never drinking again. Until tomorrow night that is. 12. I need chocolate/ crisps/ a burrito. And so the comfort eating begins...