Twitter is gas.
It's gotten a bit too safe lately, so I often find myself fantasising about a world where people on Twitter tweeted things that would shock us.
Tesco would confess that sometimes they do their shop in Dunnes, Michael D. Higgins would acknowledge that he is extremely adorable and Marty Morrissey would finally admit that he's gotten HD Brows done.
(Honorable mention to Rita Ora for the time she wanted 100,000 RTs to release her new album but got roughly 12 RTs so claimed that she was hacked).
Here's 12 (extremely fake) Tweets that we'll, sadly, never see on Twitter.
Check out more fake tweets here.
‘Will save a fortune on heating’ A previously sold-out heated blanket is back in stock and helps ‘save a fortune’ during the winter months. With cold temperatures set to return as we head into late January and early February, people will be looking for cost-effective ways to stay warm at home. Silentnight’s Heat Genie Self-Heating […]
‘They were giving me dirty looks throughout the whole flight.’ A 22-year-old has caused a stir by refusing to give up her plane seat so that a father could sit with his little girl. She took to Reddit to explain the situation in a now-deleted post, and ask others whether they believed she was in […]
‘A Dyson at a quarter of the price’ A popular device that’s ‘much better’ than Dyson and Shark has been given a huge discount for a limited time. Usually priced at €149.82 the VACTech Pro V15 has been discounted by 46% for a limited time, taking the price to just €80.67 on Amazon. The Pro […]
