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12th Apr 2016

12 Tweets You Definitely Won’t See On Twitter

Ciara Knight

Twitter is gas.

It’s gotten a bit too safe lately, so I often find myself fantasising about a world where people on Twitter tweeted things that would shock us.

Tesco would confess that sometimes they do their shop in Dunnes, Michael D. Higgins would acknowledge that he is extremely adorable and Marty Morrissey would finally admit that he’s gotten HD Brows done.

(Honorable mention to Rita Ora for the time she wanted 100,000 RTs to release her new album but got roughly 12 RTs so claimed that she was hacked).

Here’s 12 (extremely fake) Tweets that we’ll, sadly, never see on Twitter.

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Check out more fake tweets here.