It’s quizness time. Remember a simpler time when the painful affliction of dial-up internet would heavily pixellate images and force you to sit staring back at your own reflection on the computer screen waiting for movie posters and their accompanying cinema times to load? Well, those days are long gone, but for the purpose of […]

4 years ago

Kitchens, am I right?

5 years ago

CAN YOU?

5 years ago

Just take the quiz, yeah? Cheers.

5 years ago

SpoooOOooooOOOoooky quiz Why bother watching a horror movie when you can simply look at your face in a magnified mirror to get a fright instead? Whether you like it or not, horror movies are big business around Halloween. Everyone craves that spooky vibe you can only achieve by watching fictional characters being terrorised for 90 […]

5 years ago

No cheating, no messing.

5 years ago

Have I Got A Quiz For You? TV, am I right? It is by and large a very good thing, mostly because it gives endless quiz material. Every TV show has an opening scene, that is an undeniable fact. We have all witnessed many opening scenes in our time. Possibly even too many to count. […]

5 years ago

So no one told you life was gonna be this way (the way of a minor Friends character)

5 years ago

The secret to a happy childhood is an abundance of Disney movies and also any food that Jamie Oliver advises against eating

5 years ago

2009 was a strong year for music We had The Black Eyed Peas’ dominating the charts with random sound such as Boom Boom Pow and informing us that they were getting feelings, such as I Gotta Feeling. Meanwhile, Jason Mraz was busy letting us all know that he’s ours, whether we’d like it or not. Musicians surpassed themselves […]

5 years ago

There is no such thing as a quick trip to IKEA.

5 years ago

So no one told you life was gonna be this way (the way of a minor Friends character)

6 years ago

Don’t let the muggles get you down

6 years ago

Happy I’m A Celeb press photo day to you and yours! Today is content Christmas as the I’m A Celeb 2019 contestants have officially been announced, along with some accompanying imagery to promote the show. As with any reality television programme, we have the power within us to fast-forward proceedings and prematurely crown our winner. All it takes is […]

6 years ago

Opinion: The Succession theme song slaps harder than should be legally permitted Succession, am I right? By now you should’ve lashed through series one and two in quick succession(!) so that you can keep up with the incessant chatter and quotes in work. You should have a firm favourite (Roman) and a character whose face makes you […]

6 years ago

Haribo Starmix are delicious that is not up for discussion here today, folks. But how can we use such a pure and satisfactory treat to create conflict, mass unrest and death threats? Easy. I have decided to rank them from worst to best, based entirely on my own taste. The criteria for this ranking system […]

6 years ago

Why do bad things always happen to mediocre people who are lying about their identities?

6 years ago

Second place goes to Max from Hocus Pocus, obviously

6 years ago

PSLs, am I right? If you ever feel sad, simply remind yourself that the earth is 4.5 billion years old and you managed to be around at the same time as pumpkin spice lattes. Heaven’s nectar comes in the form of a steamed milk coffee mixed with precisely four pumps of pumpkin spice. Long hailed […]

6 years ago

The one where mass unrest is created Friends turns 25 this week and you’re invited to the party. It’s nothing too fancy, just a few drinks, maybe some vol au vents and tiny fight will break out over whether Shrek 2 has a better soundtrack than Cruel Intentions (it does). When the party wraps up, you’ll stick around to […]

6 years ago

What you’re about to read is the truth, so toughen up

6 years ago

Mutton dressed as lamb, dressed as a pig Last Friday, four heavyweights of the music industry released brand new music on the same day. Iggy Azalea, Various Artists – The Lion King edition, Sum 41 and Peppa Pig all dropped new albums and us innocent bystanders upheld our civic duty by picking them up, digitally speaking. […]

6 years ago

It’s Love Island, not Quiz Island (yet) Remember Love Island 2019? You should. It only ended four days ago. There were highs and lows, swings and roundabouts, bucket hats and hair extensions. It was a wild ride from start to finish. But it’s now been almost two months since this year’s series officially started. How good is your memory, […]

6 years ago

It was what it was Love Island 2019 has finished. We are now living in a post-apocalyptic world between the hours of 8-9pm, Sunday-Friday. But we mustn’t cry because it is over. Heavens no. We must smile because it happened. Then, we must rank the contestants from worst to best for no reason other than […]

6 years ago

It quiz what it quiz… Love Island 2019 is steadily coming closer to the end. But we mustn’t frown because it’s almost over. Heavens no. Instead, we must smile because it happened. This year’s contestants were a raucous bunch at times. Were they the most entertaining Love Island lineup we’ve ever had? Honestly, no. But we made the […]

6 years ago

You can’t spell America without Erica Not sure if you’ve heard, but Stranger Things 3 is now available to stream on Netflix. Naturally, more spoilers than a used car dealership lie ahead. If you haven’t finished the series yet, respectfully, go away (and come back later). Now then. Decent series, wasn’t it? Strong start, sufficient middle and […]

6 years ago

It is with a heavy heart I must announce that The Americans™ are at it again They have taken the pinnacle of British reality television formats and produced their own version of Love Island, cleverly calling it Love Island USA. The main differences are that it takes place in Fiji, Caroline Flack is non-existent, the contestants are indeed […]

6 years ago

Melania Stump. Someone has used a chainsaw to carve a life size statue of Melania Trump. That is what has happened. That is what we know. The results are very much what you would expect. Bizarre statue of Melania Trump erected in Slovenia https://t.co/pKbrGAtZFa pic.twitter.com/wuTsGnB3pM — New York Post (@nypost) July 5, 2019 In her […]

6 years ago

2009, am I right? The world was a very different place a decade ago. For example, we still had Mars Delights and the hope of a brighter future. We lost many heroes, but we gained countless future YouTubers, so all in all it was a relatively fair deal. The summer of 2009 was hot and […]

7 years ago

Number 1 is a no-brainer

7 years ago

Emmerfail We’re getting close to the four-year anniversary of The Most Ridiculous Action Scene Of The Century – Emmerdale‘s helicopter wedding crash bonanza. Widely regarded as an absolute triumph for CGI and ridiculous dramatic soap scenes alike, this stunning piece of television has everything. 2015 was the year Emmerdale put itself on the map, shedding its stereotypes of […]

7 years ago

Day 16 Love Island, am I right? Another episode aired last night because that is what will continue to happen until such time as they put us all out of our misery and inevitably crown Michael and Amber the winners. What did you miss? Honestly, very little. A new girl came in, her name is the […]

7 years ago

Knock knock. Who’s there? It’s journalism.

7 years ago

I’ve got a text notification! Honestly, at this point in the Love Island cycle, really, if we’re going to be true to ourselves, we might as well just lean into it now and go hell for leather. Love Island is a major part of our lives either directly or indirectly, and will continue to be so for […]

7 years ago

In order to become a billionaire, first you must act like a billionaire. Businesswoman, media personality, model and socialite Kylie Jenner became the world’s youngest billionaire earlier this year. So what does a day in the life of Kylie Jenner entail? Probably billionaire things such as counting large piles of cash, plotting world domination and consuming […]

7 years ago

Nokia N-Gage? Mate. Mate, mate, mate, mate, mate.

7 years ago

I GOT A TEXT!

7 years ago

Boy oh boy, these toys and the stories, eh?

7 years ago

Friends are the family you choose, much like drinks are the happiness you create

7 years ago

Peng sorts only

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Emojis are vital in the year of our Lord 2019. As the saying goes, a picture paints a thousand words. Well, an emoji can fill the gaps where words simply won’t surface. Similar to a Sylvia Plath poem, the use of emojis are beautifully poetic and substantially idiotic. Here’s what your most used emoji says […]

7 years ago

Rank of Duty

7 years ago

Frustration is just spicy Ludo.

7 years ago

The Eyjafjallajökull is pretty self-explanatory, tbh

7 years ago

I didn’t float up the Lagan in a bubble

7 years ago

Meghan and Harry are allegedly considering getting a manny. Past experience has taught us that this might be a bad idea

7 years ago

Texting is great. It eliminates the deeply unsettling practice of having to speak to someone on the phone – the horror! On a side note, to people that still leave voicemails in 2018, kindly GET A GRIP. The main danger involved with texting is that you often end up saying things you wouldn’t dare say […]

7 years ago

Well, in our opinion.

7 years ago

Hi Mum you’re looking for the thimble, is it? No worries

7 years ago

*Maude Flanders voice* Won’t someone please think of the nutrients!

7 years ago