
A comprehensive rundown of all the good boys spotted at Crufts 2019
Every boy was a good boy, even the girls
7 years ago

Ciara Knight
Ciara writes features for JOE.co.uk and is doing her best.

A comprehensive rundown of all the good boys spotted at Crufts 2019
Every boy was a good boy, even the girls
7 years ago

You’ve been repulsed by ‘Milk Coke’, but now it’s time for far worse
Berocca Milk is worth a try
7 years ago

21 harsh but necessary things we need to give up for lent
Lent, am I right? It’s essentially a time to show off at how good you are at self-control. Big woop. If you’re at a loss as to what you should give up this year, I’ve drafted some potential options for you to peruse at your leisure. Warning: This contains some harsh truths, but they’re for […]
7 years ago

Ranking the Jonas Brothers from least to most jazzed about the reunion
Nick is being held hostage
7 years ago

This is what your Mario Kart starter character says about you
Toad is the character choice of a jester
7 years ago

18 things that are guaranteed to happen when the Royal Baby is born
Regardless of gender, Meghan and Harry are going to call it ‘Neil, the baby’
7 years ago

For future reference, this is how to spot if your coworker has secretly won the lottery
They won’t notice that their wages haven’t been paid on time
7 years ago

7 life lessons learned from watching Tidying Up With Marie Kondo
#4: Children ruin everything
7 years ago

A scene by scene analysis of the most uncomfortable Come Dine With Me moment in history
You have all the grace of a reversing dump truck without any tyres on
7 years ago

We can guess your name based on your Leaving Cert points
Clickbait, am I right? Having previously guessed your name based on your job, I am back at it again with the blue vans to blow your minds. It’s been scientifically proven that there is a direct correlation between your name and Leaving Certificate results. Having received a degree from the British University of Linked Linguistics (BULL), […]
7 years ago

16 ways that 90s Home And Away lied to us about life
Lads literally never had their tops on.
7 years ago

A scene by scene analysis of the funniest moment in the history of The Chase
Fanny Chmelar deserved better
7 years ago

7 reasons why nights out are a massive pain in the hole
Sorry, I’ve got to cancel.
7 years ago

7 ways Tots TV lied to us about the life of a toddler
WHY DID THE PUPPET NEED TO WEAR GLASSES? HE WAS A PUPPET
7 years ago

A scene by scene analysis of the time JLS ruined Christmas for everyone
10 years on and JB’s motives are still as unclear as ever
7 years ago

Ranking the Love Island contestants by their excitement for the reunion show
Mixed reactions, but we’ve got one clear winner
7 years ago

12 texts that are perfectly acceptable to send your family before Christmas
Zero shame.
7 years ago

Personality Test: Which Gavin & Stacey character are you?
Tidy results guaranteed
7 years ago

Chandler and Rachel once starred in a Microsoft video and oh, Lord
Could this BE more 1995? Cast your mind back to 1995. Michael Jordan returned to the NBA, a 7.3 magnitude earthquake hit Japan, riots broke out in Brixton, OJ Simpson was found innocent, Toy Story was released and most importantly, Microsoft dropped the most fire instructional video the world has ever seen. Fifty-six minutes of informative perfection bestowed […]
7 years ago

10 new emojis we’d like to be added to our phones immediately
Emoj-enius!
7 years ago

QUIZ: How closely have you been paying attention to I’m A Celeb 2018?
I’m A Celebrity… Quiz Me Out Of Here!
7 years ago

7 hilarious moments from last night’s I’m A Celebrity…Get Me Out of Here
Why encourage the celebrities through their Bushtucker trials when you can just body them instead?
7 years ago

Personality Test: Which I’m A Celeb contestant are you?
Whomst are u?
7 years ago

Take this quiz to determine whether you’ve turned into your Mam yet
It’s inevitable. We’re all going to turn into our Mams at some stage and it simply cannot be avoided. Every day we draw closer to completely transforming into our Mams, warts and all. But how far gone are you? Have you successfully transitioned or have you a few good years left in you yet? Let’s […]
7 years ago

Every John Lewis Christmas advert ranked from worst to best
Look, someone had to do it
7 years ago

Ranking every Spice Girl from least to most excited about the reunion tour
Their faces tell a story far more honest than their words
7 years ago

In defence of weak tea drinkers…
We’re not looking to change your mind, we just want you to understand
7 years ago

QUIZ: How well do you remember the Spice Girls song lyrics?
Stop right now, quiz you very much
7 years ago

Here’s what your choice of fantasy boyfriend says about you
Boyfriends, am I right? There’s absolutely nothing wrong with having a fantasy boyfriend to help pass the time. It’s not illegal and nobody ever has to find out about it if you don’t want them to. Picking up a few quick bits in the supermarket? Wonder what my boyfriend, Ryan Gosling, would like to cook me […]
8 years ago

Personality Test: Which 2018 GBBO contestant are you?
Manon? Jon? That girl who went out very early on whose name escapes me right now?
8 years ago

6 ways Saved By The Bell lied to us about secondary school
Saved By The Pack Of Lies, more like. While it was an enjoyable watch, it’s worth revisiting Saved By The Bell to expose the tall tales they led us to believe regarding secondary school. I got the land of my life when I finally reached secondary school and was met with anything other than the Saved By The Bell lifestyle. […]
8 years ago

7 texts everyone’s guilty of sending their colleagues during work
Not that I condone texting during work, because I certainly do not do that. Listen, the fact of the matter is, everyone is guilty of sending their work BFF the odd text here and there bitching the absolute back off their co-workers. Texting is always the safer option because it eliminates the possibility of sending […]
8 years ago

The trailer for ‘The Queen’s Corgi’ gives an insight into the future of Buckingham Palace
The Royal marriage is in tatters because of this adorable little scut
8 years ago

18 important things we learned from Princess Eugenie’s royal wedding
Prince George will be the first King of England to feature in a nose picking compilation video on YouTube
8 years ago

Six of the most hilarious moments from last night’s GBBO
Rahul had a terrible time, as per
8 years ago

Definitive proof that Prince Harry can communicate with dogs
No YOU don’t understand what ‘definitive proof’ means
8 years ago

The symptoms to look out for if you think you might have chronic bitch syndrome
If caught early enough, it is fully treatable.
8 years ago

What percent gas bitch are you?
The opposite of a gas bitch is an electric male dog. Folks, as we all know, the most important thing in life that we all want to happen is to overhear someone describe you as a gas bitch. Whether they mean it or not, nothing will ever compare to the elation you will feel upon […]
8 years ago

Predicting the winner of The Apprentice 2018 based solely on their promo photos
THE THREE HANDED MAN SHALL TRIUMPH!!!
8 years ago

18 thoughts I had watching The Notebook for the first time
“Ryan Gosling didn’t deserve to be loved, not while he’s wearing baggy jeans”
8 years ago

The five emotional stages of organising the work Christmas party
You wouldn’t wish ‘Stage 2 – Instant Regret’ on your worst enemy, truly
8 years ago

QUIZ: How well do you remember last year’s GBBO?
On your marks, get set, QUIZ!
8 years ago

Predicting the winner of GBBO based solely on their promo photographs
Journalism? Completed it mate
8 years ago

Remember the time Beyoncé convinced us to buy a Nintendo DS?
Kelly, can you handle this? Michelle, can you handle this? Nintendo, can you handle this?
8 years ago

Predicting the winner of CBB based solely on their promo photographs
Rather than waiting for the series to run its course, we’ve predicted the winner based on nothing more than their promo photos
8 years ago

21 things that are going to happen on this year’s Celebrity Big Brother
One of the celebrities will repeatedly describe themselves as being exactly like Marmite, despite not actually being a spread made from yeast extract
8 years ago

32 thoughts I had watching Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again
Amusing musings, if you will
8 years ago

18 dorky texts we all would’ve sent in the 90s if we could
Losers, every single one of us, complete and utter losers
8 years ago

Here’s how to nail your Love Island application form
Love Island application form? Completed it mate
8 years ago

11 important life lessons to take away from Love Island 2018
A couple that blowdries obscure body parts together stays together.
8 years ago