Abs are cancelled because Danny Dyer said so

8 years ago

God left us a long time ago and he is never going to return

8 years ago

Warning: Contains controversial decisions

8 years ago

It’s your last chance to ace this quiz – do not squander it

8 years ago

20 questions. Full marks. No exceptions.

8 years ago

Alex achieved an even brighter shade of pink

8 years ago

Only true fans will get full marks here

8 years ago

Think you’re a true super-fan?

8 years ago

Cheating, am I right? Sometimes you just have a gut instinct, other times your friend Donna lets it slip when she’s drunk, leaving you to question who you trust more, your fella or a girl that used to have Meanies for lunch every day in school. We’ve come up with a foolproof list of things to look […]

8 years ago

Only peng sorts allowed

8 years ago

The ‘Love Island Meme Of The Series 2018’ has been born

8 years ago

S Club 7 look different

8 years ago

JUST PROPOSE ALREADY, BRIAN! Life is hard enough without waiting for your stubborn boyfriend to propose. It’s not that hard, all he has to do is whisk you away on a quick fortnight trip to Paris, culminating in a proposal atop the Eiffel Tower as the 9pm lights display kicks off. The following morning, you’ll […]

8 years ago

That’s ‘Ridiculous Inflatable Swan-Thing Pool Float’ to you

8 years ago

Finally caved and decided to start watching? Excellent. Let’s get you up to speed

8 years ago

Alex is the poshest man alive and Dani Dyer can’t spell ‘missionary’

8 years ago

Wes really enjoyed the task which saw him turn into a festival hun

8 years ago

Their dates take place in public spaces which means we get to see unsuspecting holidaymakers going about their business in the background

8 years ago

Zara had an ice lolly, but WHAT IS IT?

8 years ago

Hayley texts like a 48-year-old Mum of two

8 years ago

We’ve watched it so you don’t have to. Heroes? Yes, yes we are.

8 years ago

The new Lady and the Tramp reboot looks a bit shit

8 years ago

Loooool someone on the production team doesn’t know how to spell Niall

8 years ago

Samira looks at the new boys the same way your Mum looks at Ceefax pages

8 years ago

The year is 2018 and superheroes now look like this

8 years ago

Dani. Blowdries. Her. Eyelashes. And. Combs. Them. With. A. Toothbrush.

8 years ago

Alex! Got! Pied! Because! He’s! Got! A! Proper! Job!

8 years ago

Forget about the villa, these delinquents belong in jail

8 years ago

I GOT A TEXT!

8 years ago

10 questions, 10 names to remember. Best of luck!

8 years ago

This country has lost its goddamn mind

8 years ago

“I’m going to get in lots of trouble for that”

8 years ago

The conspiracy runs deep, but we’ve got some answers

8 years ago

Snooki still loves pickles but also still falls over all the time.

8 years ago

Cats are gas. Sometimes they’re mysterious and terrifying, other times they’re loveable and delightful balls of perfectly-maintained fluff. Within the next 5-10 years, I firmly believe that cats will overtake us humans in terms of technological ability. Here’s what we can expect to receive when cats inevitably start using Snapchat.

8 years ago

This is a breaking news story

8 years ago

January can go to hell.

8 years ago

NSFW. If you wanted easy, you should’ve gone to the Early Learning Centre. In what’s said to be the most deceptively difficult quiz of the century, I have stripped some Roses chocolates of their garments and now you must determine which naked Rose is which. To make things harder, I have removed any identifiable characteristics etched […]

8 years ago

It’s nearly Christmas, so just deal with it. Every year, despite insisting we don’t want anything, every girl has a mental (or saved in their phone) list of things that they’d quite like to receive as gifts. We’ll act all coy when asked what we want, refusing to give in and admit that, deep down, […]

8 years ago

I apologise in advance for what lies ahead. There’s little as divisive as a tin of Roses. For starters, we all need to acknowledge that they’ve gotten smaller and these new wrappers are both inconvenient and a means of distraction from the fact that there’s even less sweets packed in nowadays. Everyone’s always desperate to get […]

8 years ago

You wouldn’t wish it on your worst enemy. It’s getting dangerously close to Christmas, which means we all need to start thinking about going shopping. No doubt about it, it’s a fate worse than death. Shoving your way through shops and using your elbows as weapons, nobody likes the version of themselves they become in […]

8 years ago

The most important day of the year is upon us. The Late Late Toy Show is on telly tonight. Without fail, social media will be rampant with hot takes, cry laugh emoji memes and absolutely gas jokes at the expense of nervous children. Oh it will be quite a time that we get to share together. […]

9 years ago

Which one are you?

9 years ago

Ever wondered? First, we must watch and enjoy this obligatory SNL sketch about cats: Cats are too precious for words, literally, they cannot speak. I often wonder what cats would text if they had the correct apparatus to do so. Sure, they can purchase a phone just like the rest of us, but it’s their […]

9 years ago

Cast your mind back to 2008.

9 years ago

Orange is the New Black??? Not having it

9 years ago

Some last minute inspiration!

9 years ago

You thought I was reading? Nope.

9 years ago

Having a cold is the absolute worst. It makes you realise how much you take your health and fully functioning nasal passages for granted. If, like me, you find yourself with a cold roughly every 12 days, a pattern will start to emerge in your Mam’s disparaging phrases. As we all know, the best way […]

9 years ago

Kelly Osbourne’s dog tried to bite her hand off and showed no remorse whatsoever

9 years ago