We give you... eight extremely Irish Halloween costume ideas

Finally, Halloween is upon us!

Like most people, I will be throwing a vaguely acceptable outfit together on the night itself, along with lathering myself in face paint and announcing my effort as some sort of zombie.

Alternatively, if you have no interest in attending any sort of Halloween soirée, tell your friends that you are dressing up as missing flight MH370, and then simply don't turn up.

Here's 8 extremely Irish costume ideas I've put together. Feel free to use them, you lazy scrub.

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1. Tullamorbeg

WooooooooOOOOOOOOOOooooooo, very spooky.

 

2. Deadward

Even in death, they remain terrifyingly energetic.

 

3. Donal Skiing

Doesn't seem very scary? Well, what if I told you that he's skiing away from a soufflé that didn't rise!!!!!

 

4. Marty Morri-sea of Tranquility

If that is what's on the moon, get me a flight there immediately.

 

5. Maura Derran-a-race

Girl has been hitting the gym and it shows.

 

6. Anne Doyley

Place your boiling hot liquid vessel upon her face. She will protect any surface.

 

7. Barmbrack Obama

Alternatively a snail, with Michelle on his back so he can say "That's m'shell".

 

8. Jamie DorNan

Still would, tbh.

 

 

 

Ready for a scare? 

Comedian Alison Spittle and GirlCrew's Aine Mulloy join Niamh Maher on this week's episode of Girls With Goals. They're talking ghostly encounters, boomerang generations, and getting the sack! 

The legendary Paula Radcliffe also joins us to discuss retirement goals, doping in sport, and pushing through the pain.

Listen in to episode 5 in the link below. 

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