We must protect her at all costs.

9 years ago

Men in tuxedos? It’ll never catch on

9 years ago

Pour one out for our fallen Mel, Sue and Mary. The contestants for series eight of the Great British Bake Off have been revealed in a bid to distract the nation from the fact that this year’s show is probably going to be the absolute worst. We’re waving goodbye to Mel, Sue, Mary Berry and ad-free television, […]

9 years ago

The time has come

9 years ago

What’s that behind Stormzy?

9 years ago

The only personality test you’ll ever need…

9 years ago

Jesus Christ has risen and he is living in the villa

9 years ago

There are 10 new contestants going into the house. This is (probably) what they’re like…

9 years ago

Why aren’t they using their phones to go on Tinder and find better matches?

9 years ago

Body&Soul Eve, we have waited for so long! You know what this means – the annual festival gals’ WhatsApp group has been resurrected to help them meticulously plan every fragment of glitter that will be applied to various appendages of their bodies. I firmly believe that Irish WhatsApp groups are among the most entertaining in the world. […]

9 years ago

Sure, it’s almost tooooo warm at the minute.

9 years ago

Complete with discussion questions.

9 years ago

Bieber and Tiger and Fiddy, oh my

9 years ago

Cut the crap, Netflix…

9 years ago

A kernel of truth

9 years ago

From aisle to catwalk – these are the new must-have accessories

9 years ago

Jesus would’ve crushed Snapchat. From what I know of the guy, he definitely had a decent sense of humour at a time where getting stoned meant something entirely different. Let’s pretend social media, specifically Snapchat, existed at the time of Jesus’ crucifixion and subsequent resurrection. Double pretending, if you will. Add to that, the fact […]

9 years ago

None of us will ever sleep soundly again

9 years ago

Look, someone had to do it. Melania Trump’s first official portrait has been unveiled and, much to our excitement, it’s extremely memeable. Official Portrait of First Lady pic.twitter.com/K1DUVE5kSI — Melania Trump 45 Archived (@FLOTUS45) April 3, 2017 It looks like she’s the firm but fair judge on a new cookery show where contestants have to make […]

9 years ago

Yes, this is actually happening. It’s the end of the world and it couldn’t have come at a better time. Donald Trump is officially the President of the United States of America. Class. Rather than have a quick existential crisis about all this, I’ve decided to make a few memes from some of the photography […]

9 years ago

It should just be called ‘Find The Fridget’. ‘Never Have I Ever’ was invented by John NeverHaveIEver back in the 17th century. His motivation was simple, he wanted to expose his cheating wife and finally get to the bottom of who was stealing precious dragon eggs from their farm. Nowadays, the motive behind Never Have I […]

9 years ago

Unsurprisingly, we’ve got the exclusive. Earlier, it was announced that Michael Flatley will be performing at Donald Trump’s inauguration ceremony, finally confirming everyone’s suspicions that the world has indeed turned to irreversible muck. But how did all this come about? Are the two of them actually friends? Was poor Michael tricked into it? Is this […]

9 years ago

This is a breaking news story. Google have today announced that they plan to launch a new language translator on their popular website. The truly terrible news is that the language they’re introducing is Bullshit. Head of development at Google, John Faksurname spoke to us about this exciting launch. “It’s a great day for bullshit. […]

9 years ago

You got me, they’re actually quite disputable. Most 90s kids filled their days watching Barney, Bananas in Pyjamas, Saved By The Bell and other firm favourites, whilst peacefully pulling the hair out of their siblings and leaving nail marks that still remain present to this day. Not I. Little 90s Ciara was far more interested in […]

9 years ago

Would you rather? Winter is here. At the risk of sounding like everyone’s Mam, it’s bitterly out. It’s dark when you go to work and pitch black when you get home. The best we can do is keep our heads down and get through this atrocity together. But are you doing winter correctly? Are you […]

9 years ago

Yes, it is a slow news day. There’s nothing I love more than ruining everyone’s collective childhood on a fine Tuesday in the middle of winter. It’s one of very few legal highs still left in Ireland today, aside from yawning. Today’s mischief involves taking some innocent images from everyone’s favourite trio, Tots TV, and combining them […]

9 years ago

These are creepy and I’m sorry. As we all know, sexting can be extremely hilarious if you incorporate Irish things. There’s something about the concept of a good sturdy pun getting someone riled up that fills me with uncontrollable indifference. More out of a personal project than for #content #creation purposes, I decided to see […]

9 years ago

This is a breaking news story. The Institute of Research has released an alarming statistic this morning, one that we are still trying to get our dainty little heads around. Accordion to their in depth research and analysis, only a small portion of the population have the ability to recognise the presence of a musical […]

9 years ago

I’m still writing 2016 on all my Czechs. 2017 has gotten off to a fairly mediocre start by all accounts, dangerously tarnished by yesterday’s news about ANOTHER increase in the price of Freddos. Twitter offers some comfort and escape during such troubling times. There’s an abundance of gas c-words knocking around that truly brighten my […]

9 years ago

Call the doctor because these burns are sick. True story: One time I delivered a burn so sick, my friend received third-degree burns, had to be rushed to hospital immediately and remained there for 17 days. She had a massive love bite on her neck, so I said “Oh yeah, I heard there was a sale […]

9 years ago

Sorry who? Slow news day? Who cares? etc. Since the earth-shattering news broke that Bella Hadid and The Weeknd had split up, I haven’t had a moment of sleep. Add to that, the most recent news that Selena Gomez is now seeing The Weeknd, I’ve accepted that I might never feel the sensation of a good […]

9 years ago

‘That wind would cut you in half.’

9 years ago

Dry January is tough, but remember, you’re not alone. Every year, millions of us precious little snowflakes undertake the mammoth commitment to not go boozing during January. It’s a valiant decision, which deserves a large amount of recognition, perhaps on a global scale. While it’s a struggle to get through the month, it is possible. […]

9 years ago

This is a breaking news story. It was announced earlier today that an unnamed Irish teen has finally located his ‘dheinims dubha agus m’Umbro top’, after a lengthy and stressful search. Members of the public volunteered in a bid to help retrieve the items, which were said to be of extreme sentimental value to the […]

9 years ago

SpOoOoOoOoOoOoky. Ever find yourself wondering what you were in a former life? Oh. Just me then? Grand. Listen, regardless of how garbage you are in the present day, the fact of the matter is that we were all probably something even more garbage in a former life. I’m 90% sure I was a recycling bin, […]

9 years ago

Tá brón orm. Listen, as we’ve learned with Gaeilge puns, Irish is cool and very important in this cruel and unforgiving world. A cute little pastime that I believe we should all adopt is the banterful activity of translating celebrities’ names to Irish. Folks, spade a spade, there’s absolutely no reason to do this other than […]

9 years ago

Please can someone at Twitter just accidentally delete his account. Donald Trump is known for tweeting absolute garbage on a daily basis, and today was no exception. The latest victim is poor, sweet, angelic Meryl Streep. The FPOTUS (future President of the United States) has tweeted a substantial amount of nonsense in the past, so […]

9 years ago

Dancing With The Stars Ireland, it just rolls off the tongue. A concise 12 years after the programme first aired in the US, Ireland has wasted no time in catching up with the televisual productions of the United States. As with any Irish programme that requires celebrities, the nation braces itself for a large amount of Googling […]

9 years ago

Dad jokes are important. There’s very few pure things left in this cruel and unforgiving world, and certainly none even close to being as pure and precious as a Dad joke. As a strong advocate for ruining things, I’ve taken some Dad jokes and delivered the punchline using people’s names on Facebook. Enjoy. 1. A horse walks into […]

9 years ago

More like BORED games, am I right? Given that a large portion of us are currently undergoing the honourable struggle that is Dry January, it’s likely that our attention will turn to such possibilities as board games during these cold and dark winter evenings. But folks, where is the fun if there isn’t any flirting […]

9 years ago

Operation Preservation would be a far superior watch. The yearly inspiration that is Operation Transformation returned to our screens last night, encouraging us lazy sods to get up and moving, whilst gorging on the remains of the Christmas treats in a bid to ‘clear the house out’. It’s a great programme that definitely gets everyone at least thinking […]

9 years ago

Scars are cute. I’ve a load of scars from childhood stupidity and also from the time my friend Emma accidentally hit me with a hurley, leaving me with an eternally wonky eyebrow. Something about celebrities having visible scars fills me with comfort, as it reinforces my suspicions that they are just like you and I, only […]

9 years ago

This is a breaking news story. Today, the Irish Government has officially recognised flat 7UP as an effective means of medication in Ireland. The announcement comes after a group of lobbyists spent upwards of 7 weeks outside Leinster House campaigning for official recognition of this soft drink. The minister of carbonated beverages, Alan Fakesurname, spoke […]

9 years ago

Would you rather scratch your eyes out or take part in this quiz? Listen, life is all about killing time until we all eventually reach the arrival of our inevitable mortality. Especially after Christmas, nobody is feeling particularly peachy since there’s nothing to look forward to (unless you’re Donald Trump). So, let’s pit our tastes against […]

9 years ago

This is the longest day ever and I am longing for the sweet release of home time. Folks, the good times had to come to an end at some point. For many of us, today marks our first day back to work after the Christmas holidays. It’s a dark and repugnant day and we’ve all done extremely well […]

9 years ago

I’m not here to make friends. Celebrity Big Brother is the biggest pile of garbage television in the world, but it’s the start of January so everyone’s sad that Christmas is over and feeling very vulnerable. My favourite part of the launch is when they play the pre-recorded interviews with the contestants before they go into […]

9 years ago

This is 100% accurate because science. If you went back to work today, my sincerest condolences. Christmas is officially over and we are now facing into another year full of celebrity deaths, internet pranksters and exhausted memes. But what’s in store for you in 2017? Will you finally eat yourself beautiful? Find a shellac colour that […]

9 years ago

Celebrity Big Brother is back! It’s inevitable that this year’s contestants will follow the usual trend of requiring immediate Googling, which results in a national uproar and mass clarification of the term ‘celebrity’. So, I’ve put together a list of the absolute dream contestants that I would like to see on Celebrity Big Brother. Michael Jackson There’s a […]

9 years ago

2016 was the year everything went to shit, except Twitter. You can always rely on Twitter to cheer you up with dank memes, fake stuff and sick wordplay when times get tough. 2016 was so unbearably awful, but at least we were able to seek comfort with gay abandon on Twitter. Here’s 100 of the funniest tweets you might’ve […]

10 years ago

This is it. We have truly run out of content. Probably the most popular Christmas present last year was an adult colouring book. Indeed, this year, no household is complete without a partially completed colouring book stuffed under the coffee table in the sitting room. They’re not as popular this year, but some stressed folk […]

10 years ago