8 essential (and filthy) board game chat up lines
More like BORED games, am I right?
Given that a large portion of us are currently undergoing the honourable struggle that is Dry January, it's likely that our attention will turn to such possibilities as board games during these cold and dark winter evenings.
But folks, where is the fun if there isn't any flirting involved? Non-existent, that's where. I'm a firm believer that chat up lines are among the seediest yet funniest strands of the human psyche. No harm done.
So, here's 8 essential chat up lines to try out on your next board games night.