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18th Jan 2017

Google now translates bullshit so basically we’re all screwed

Ciara Knight

This is a breaking news story.

Google have today announced that they plan to launch a new language translator on their popular website. The truly terrible news is that the language they’re introducing is Bullshit.

Head of development at Google, John Faksurname spoke to us about this exciting launch.

“It’s a great day for bullshit. Never be confused by your friends, families or loved ones’ excuses again. With the help of our popular translator, we hope to eradicate bullshit entirely from society by 2025. Whether that’ll actually come to fruition or not, you’ll have to chat with our Bullshit specialists, one of which is your fine self I believe, Ciara.”

I decided to give this definitely real bullshit translator a go. Here’s how I got on.

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