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13th January 2017
06:14pm GMT
2.Beyonce signing thru her hair being caught in the fan is still one of the best performances I've ever seen. pic.twitter.com/QceCPGLig4
— deray mckesson (@deray) January 1, 2017
3.Hello 2017 or as I'm going to call you "nearly twenty past eight" #wassupposedtoleavetwitteraspartofmynewyearsresolution
— Bernard O'Shea (@boshea5) January 1, 2017
4.Life has gone downhill for postman pat and his cat pic.twitter.com/lq7wV5s15t
— Connor McLaughlin (@_ConnorM) January 1, 2017
5.DATE: You OK? ME: Yeah, sure. DATE: You seem a bit distracted, what are you thinking about? MY BRAIN: pic.twitter.com/DnAxL8Y6Fo
— Brian Lloyd (@BrianMLloyd) January 1, 2017
6.I could write jokes for 1000 years and never create a sentence funnier than this pic.twitter.com/JCor0vD0oR
— Zack Bornstein (@ZackBornstein) January 2, 2017
7..@twitter won't give up pic.twitter.com/LKbeoKzwvy
— Spencer Pratt (@spencerpratt) January 2, 2017
8.Rich people leave their kids with the Au Pair.
Poor people leave their kids with the Aul Pair. — Gerry McBride (@GerryMcBride) January 2, 2017
— Shane (@brilliantshane) January 2, 20179.
— ?Bill?Oakley? (@thatbilloakley) January 2, 201710.
11.he was ahead of his time pic.twitter.com/iQNVouihCN
— Josh (@shatterfront) January 2, 2017
12.deliveroo was invented so what happened 2maddie mccann cant happen again. sayin u had2 leave the house 4 tapas no longer stands up in court
— kelly (@donlothario) January 3, 2017
13.priest: let us offer each other the sign of peace crush: peace be with you me: pls be with me crush: priest: Father: Son: Holy Spirit:
— ida ? (@idasiasoco) January 3, 2017
14.Behind the scenes of "Silence." pic.twitter.com/8rECm2UO6G
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) January 3, 2017
15.MY DENTIST ASKED HIS ASSISTANT TO SUCTION (THE WATER OUT OF MY MOUTH)BUT I THOUGHT HE WAS TALKING TO ME SO I SUCKED HIS FINGER. IM MORTIFIED
— Sarah Lyons (@sarbeaaaar) January 3, 2017
16.Trivial Pursuit makers change all mentions of "km" to "kilometres" as a universal find and change. Can't see what could go wrong there. pic.twitter.com/956hYeJw3B
— John Lewis (@JohnELewis) January 3, 2017
17.hey guys, i've made a helpful template for anyone who might want to pitch a TV idea in 2017 pic.twitter.com/gVDuPVF3yf
— Chris Greene (@HateChrisGreene) January 3, 2017
18.Steve McFadden aka Phil Mitchell enjoying the sea life at National Sea Life Centre Birmingham. pic.twitter.com/bea6yyALuw
— Birmingham Updates (@BhamUpdates) January 4, 2017
19.It's only "shampoo" if it's from the Shampoo region of France -- otherwise it's called "hair soap".
— Eric Cunningham (@EricCunningham) January 4, 2017
20.SOMEONE TOOK THE TIME TO TRACE OUT THE DISNEY STARS' WAND IN THE AWKWARD COMMERICAL OUTTAKES I'M WHEEZING THE LIFE OUT OF MY WHOLE BEING pic.twitter.com/88eZ3LcLSN
— ari (@arigoggles) January 7, 2017
21.There should be a friendly horn sound in cars so u can be like boop thank u friend
— Legend of Chelda (@legendofchelda) January 7, 2017
22.I'm absolutely going to text to this to a friend while they tell me a boring story pic.twitter.com/z3UTM1Kpho
— Morgan Murphy (@morgan_murphy) January 9, 2017
23.Me adding an exclamation mark to an email to seem approachable pic.twitter.com/iUDi4GAhUu
— Ellen Tannam (@incogellen) January 10, 2017
24.When someone says "you all" instead of "yall" when addressing a group of people pic.twitter.com/pyzV5a6bsL
— Shaedy (@Shaeebutter) January 11, 2017
25.Fred flintstone been driving about killie pic.twitter.com/PJbkAvV3gN
— Nick (@WheresMaJaiket) January 12, 2017
When we say "don't rely on Google Translate" we don't mean you should ask Twitter instead. pic.twitter.com/IXtAKlzk1j
— Peadar Ó Caomhánaigh (@TheKavOfficial) January 13, 2017
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