They're just not accurate enough. For example, Gilmore Girls is not 'a heartwarming tale of a mother and daughter's relationship', it's an exposé of the two whiniest people on earth continuously enabling each other until the viewer cracks and microwaves themself to death.
Netflix should hire me to compose their description sections. I'd absolutely nail it. I've seen everything and I have no qualms whatsoever in shitting over any movie, documentary or television show.
Here is a sample of my work. Netflix *holds fake phone up to ear* call me!
It’s been dubbed the ‘hottest’ scene Emerald Fennell’s Wuthering Heights has become a hot topic, with critics sharply divided in their opinions. Regardless of opinion, there’s one scene in particular that’s stealing all the attention. The sultry, contemporary take on Emily Brontë’s 1847 classic, starring Margot Robbie and Jacob Elordi as Cathy and Heathcliff, hit […]
Netflix’s America’s Next Top Model docu-series is an uncomfortable watch America’s Next Top Model was a must-watch during the noughties, but I forgot just how toxic the reality show was until watching the Netflix docu-series, Reality Check: Inside America’s Next Top Model. We may have come so far from the heroin chic days, but Tyra […]
‘I haven’t seen the cheques in years’ A man who had a fleeting but memorable role in Titanic as a child has revealed that he still gets paid for his appearance, but hasn’t cashed in any of the cheques recently because of a change of address. When Reece Thompson was five-years-old he played the role […]
