They're just not accurate enough. For example, Gilmore Girls is not 'a heartwarming tale of a mother and daughter's relationship', it's an exposé of the two whiniest people on earth continuously enabling each other until the viewer cracks and microwaves themself to death.
Netflix should hire me to compose their description sections. I'd absolutely nail it. I've seen everything and I have no qualms whatsoever in shitting over any movie, documentary or television show.
Here is a sample of my work. Netflix *holds fake phone up to ear* call me!
Chris Pine will return for The Princess Diaries 3 The Princess Diaries is a movie that shaped a lot of our lives, and we cannot wait for the third installment to hit the big screen. However, with Anne Hathaway being one of the busiest women in Hollywood, we may be waiting quite a while for […]
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