This is 100% accurate because science.
If you went back to work today, my sincerest condolences. Christmas is officially over and we are now facing into another year full of celebrity deaths, internet pranksters and exhausted memes.
But what’s in store for you in 2017? Will you finally eat yourself beautiful? Find a shellac colour that truly matches your personality? Meet your one true love and convince them that you’re not actual garbage? Unlikely.
This simple quiz below will help determine your fate for 2017. Good luck.
