Dad jokes are important.
There’s very few pure things left in this cruel and unforgiving world, and certainly none even close to being as pure and precious as a Dad joke.
As a strong advocate for ruining things, I’ve taken some Dad jokes and delivered the punchline using people’s names on Facebook. Enjoy.
1. A horse walks into a bar, the barman says…
2. Didn’t buy that velcro in the end, it was…
3. Why isn’t anyone friends with Dracula? Because he’s..
4. What did the sea say to the beach? Nothing, it…
5. What do you do if you see a spaceman?
(Park your car, man)
6. RIP boiled water, you…
7. What do you call a man with a rubber toe?
8. I don’t like bending down for drinks. We should really…
