Dancing With The Stars Ireland, it just rolls off the tongue.
A concise 12 years after the programme first aired in the US, Ireland has wasted no time in catching up with the televisual productions of the United States.
As with any Irish programme that requires celebrities, the nation braces itself for a large amount of Googling once the stars are introduced tonight. Let’s not fool ourselves: the line-up is likely to be slightly tamer than the US version, but we’ll still watch and live tweet it, like the judgemental animals that we are.
Here’s who we’re very much hoping to see on Dancing With The Stars Ireland tonight.
DJ Spiral
Within minutes of his exit from the show, we can expect an aggravated rap to surface online pertaining to the fact that the voting system is rigged.
A slice of Billy Roll
“You’ve really hammed it up this week”, judge Daithí Ó Sé will remark.
The guy that winked at the camera during The Saturday Night Show a few years ago.
Every single week, his dance will end with a heavily choreographed cheeky point and a wink to the camera.
‘Is this a date?’ girl
“The straaaaaangest thing happened”. She’ll probably win it and all, the jammy bint.
A Deliveroo cyclist
Strictly Come Delivering.
Bella from Fair City
We’ll keep voting for him each week because his disappointed face is entirely too much to handle.
A Morbeg
The longer you look at this picture, the funnier it gets.
Nadine Coyle’s passport
Please God it’ll turn up, AMIRIGHT?
All Strictly images via YouTube
