13 Times the New Fifty Shades Book was Unintentionally Hilarious 7 years ago

13 Times the New Fifty Shades Book was Unintentionally Hilarious

This week, the world was treated to a fourth book in the Fifty Shade of Grey series. 

Not seemingly content with the incomprehensible success of the first three, author E.L James has now taken to telling the other side of the story.

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We read it so you don't have to. Here are 13 of the most ridiculous lines, for your *pleasure*.

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