14 Things You Will NEVER Hear An Irish Woman Say About An Irish Man In The Heat

The sun can make us go a little crazy… We don’t get it that often, so we have an excuse.

The majority of us are much happier, going for drinks after work, walks with friends, trips to the beach… If only it was like this all of the time.   

But we’d have to be struck down with serious case of sunstroke for us to ever come out with one of these sentences… Here are 14 things, you most definitely will NOT hear coming from an Irish woman’s mouth this summer.

 

1. "Would you look at the moobs on your one.”

 

2. “Your man fills those budgie smugglers (Speedos) out well, doesn’t he.”

 

3. “I don’t mind you checking out other girls racks, sure for feck sake they’re asking for it in those bikinis.”

 

4. “Would you look at his farmers tan, doesn’t he look well.”

5. “He is eating that ice-lolly like he wants it.”

 

6. “Hairy moobs really turn me on.”

 

7. “Did you see him licking yon ice cream, you know what he’d be good at.”

8. “Do you know what is a real fashion statement? Sock and sandals on a man.”

 

9. “Feck it, I’m gonna just take my top off, it’s too hot.”

 

10. “There is nothing more attractive than a man who walks the streets semi naked with pure confidence.”

 

11. “Those flip flops really suit him.”

 

12. “3/4 length shorts also really suit him.”

 

13. “Aw, you’ve invited people round for a BBQ, I’ll do the cooking, you can prep all the salads, the baked potatoes, crisp and dips, nibbles, ice, and get the drinks in to the fridge.”

 

14. “It doesn’t annoy me at all when my fella ogles at other women in skimpy clothes, sure he hardly sees it all year.”