21 Things Enda Kenny Also Needs To Dissolve 5 years ago

21 Things Enda Kenny Also Needs To Dissolve

Enda Kenny has asked President Higgins to dissolve the Dáil.

That's all well and good, Taoiseach, but there's more urgent things that need to be dissolved in the year of our Lord 2016 here in Ireland.

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I've drafted a list of things that Enda Kenny also needs to request to be dissolved, as he is an avid reader of this publication so we stand a good chance of this happening.


1. Solpadeine Interrogation

2. Dublin Bus not accepting notes

3. Restaurants not splitting the bill

4. Mrs. Brown's Boys

5. Jedward

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WASHINGTON, DC - MARCH 17: Ireland Prime Minister, Taoiseach, Enda Kenny speaks in the Oval Office March 17, 2015 in Washington, DC. Kenny will be attending numerous events while in Washngton for St. Patrick's day. (Photo by Dennis Brack-Pool/Getty Images)

6. Smug holiday Instagram posts

7. Netflix region blocks

8. The Leaving Cert

9. Quinoa

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10. Flat 7 Up's alleged healing properties

BELFAST, NORTHERN IRELAND - DECEMBER 11: Irish Taoiseach Enda Kenny arrives for cross party talks at Stormont on December 11, 2014 in Belfast, Northern Ireland. During the cross-party talks it is hoped that a number of issues can be resolved, including welfare reform and the legacy left by the country's troubled past. (Photo by Charles McQuillan/Getty Images)

11. Gender inequality

12. The CAO

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13. Hangovers

14. Phone batteries that last approximately 12 minutes

15. Hand luggage liquid separation

BELFAST, NORTHERN IRELAND - DECEMBER 11: Irish Taoiseach Enda Kenny arrives for cross party talks at Stormont on December 11, 2014 in Belfast, Northern Ireland. During the cross-party talks it is hoped that a number of issues can be resolved, including welfare reform and the legacy left by the country's troubled past. (Photo by Charles McQuillan/Getty Images)

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16. Mouth breathers

17. TOWIE

18. People younger than you being successful

19. Girls that can perfect the messy bun

20. Crystal Swing

21. Dark chocolate