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29th April 2016
06:24pm BST

4. You'd think they'd have a few extra bathrooms in here. Only 3 working and the actual size of the place!
5. I swear to God, you're the image of Samantha Mumba. Did anyone ever tell you? Spit of her.
6. Where did you get your dress? It's gorgeous. I'd never fit into anything like that.
7. Are you a beauty blogger? I swear I'm following you on Snapchat. Your smokey eye tutorial changed my life.
[In the cubicle]
8. Just make yourself sick, Kate. Then you can carry on with the night and stop wasting everyone's time.
9. Will you pull down my zip? Gently now please.
10. AHAHAHA SARAH YOU FORGOT TO TAN YOUR ARSE!!!
11. I actually can't stop peeing. It just keeps coming. I must be going a minute and a half now.
12. Claire I swear to God if you do a poo while I'm in here, I am terminating this friendship with immediate effect.
13. Look how fat my stomach is, I am disgusting. No, stop telling me I'm gorgeous. I am scum.
14. Has anyone got a spare tissue? Some animal has left me for dead in here.
15. I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I didn't mean to get so drunk I'm a disaster.
16. *girl giving herself a pep talk* Come on Megan, pull yourself together. This is a work night out, don't make a show of yourself.
[On the way out]
17. €2 for a spritz of deodorant? I will in my back be paying that. I'll take a lollipop though!
18. When we go back out there, you're not to say a word to Decky. He's a pig and you can do so much better.
19. Will we go halves on a box of smokes?
20. Bye toilet attendant lady. I love you.
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