A Few Chicken Fillets, Be Grand – Ten Of The Worst Things About Having Small Boobs

Yesterday the larger chested ladies in the Her.ie offices put together a list of the worst reasons to have big boobs. Today, the rest of us are documenting the problems that occur when you're on the smaller side of the cup scale.  Not that we're ones to complain all that often, but here are the ten worst things about having small boobs.   1. A few chicken fillets, be grand... Until you're jiving and caught mid-swing on the dance floor and a fillet ends up on the ground. Devastating stuff.   2. The bra gap.  Multi push-up ultra padded bra, anyone?! When you try to increase your bust by purchasing a nice push up bra, but sadly your boobs fall short of filling the area and leaves a gap.   3. Your size is ALWAYS taken.  Everyone's a 32B, except when you're out at night standing at the bar.   4. Strapless is a no no.  Sadly there's just nothing there to hold that dress up.   5. No bikini, no...  You will never, ever, be able to do a bikini or piece of fancy swim wear justice.   6. Dress alterations Small on top. Large on the bottom. Why, God? Why?!   7. Braless Adventures Unlike our big bosom buddies we can get away with venturing out without a bra, however this leads to one two problems in this cold Irish weather... Nipples.   8. "Sorry, I just grazed past your rocks..." The awkward moment when someone accidentally hits your chest and you didn't even feel it, probably because they actually just hit your 3 inches of padding.   9. We can identify with Bridget Jones... Bridget often fret over the thought of intimate relations with a man due to her love for big briefs, women with smaller boobs feel her pain. What happens when they realise it's all padding?!   10. Lose a few pounds.  You lose a bit of weight, where is the first place from it goes from? Your chest. Great!