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18th December 2014
08:00pm GMT

Ah, sure isn't this lovely... I'll wear them just for the day before I put them into the back of the kitchen drawer and maybe find them again in a year or three.
2. Bath Bombs
But I don't have a bath?
3. Beauty Products For Spotty Skin
Aw, how observant and kind of you. Cheers.
4. Underwear That Doesn't Fit
I'm only suppose to have two boobs, not four...
5. Self-Help Books
Are you trying to tell me something?
6. 'Pampering' Sets
Nail clippers, a face cloth, tweezers and a compact mirror are all very useful, but they do not constitute as a pampering package.
7. A Collection Of Assorted Soaps
Does anyone even use bars of soap anymore? I'm more of a liquid pump kinda gal...
8. A Christmas Decoration
We love Christmas decorations but we can't understand those who leave it until December 25th to give gifts like this... Surely it would have been an idea to give this before Christmas day, no?
9. Now 86!
A collection of the year's most played out tunes because played out Christmas songs aren't annoying enough...
10. Crochet Scarf and Matching Mittens
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