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15th Dec 2019

The lotus sex position, ideal when you’re feeling lazy AF

Jade Hayden

lotus sex position

Good to know, yeah.

There are two states of being that often cannot co-exist together harmoniously – the state of being lazy and the state of being horny.

Both are good things to be – great things to aspire to – and yet, often, if you find yourself experiencing both in conjunction with one another, you’re left feeling frustrated and dissatisfied.

Enter the lotus sex position – the easy way to get your bit when you’re feeling lazy AF, but still want to F.

As you can imagine, it’s not that difficult.

Your partner sits upright with their legs crossed while you straddled them and wrap your legs around their waist – then sex occurs.

That’s legitimately it.

So easy. So lazy. So very little effort on either of your parts and yet everyone comes away satisfied and maybe a bit stiff (legs-wise).

The only issue with the lotus is that there isn’t a whole lot of room for moving around so if you’re not feeling it, rearranging yourself might be a bit of a hassle.

And hassle is not exactly what you want when you’re trying to be lazy.

If all else fails just have some missionary. Be grand.