Yes, this is a real thing. No, we’re not trying to prank you. New digital app Blindfold wants to help guide men through sexual foreplay questions, at the touch of a button (on your phone). So how does Blindfold shed a light on some sexy bedroom antics? Every month subscribers welcome a kinky 20-minute recording from a lady named Angelina into their room. Whether you keep it on full volume, or one half wears earphones is probably dictated by your desire for a ménage –a-trois atmosphere. Then while one of you is blindfolded, your partner decides to act out the instructions. We’re thinking it’s like an x-rated version of Simon Says with a less monotone voice. Recordings include taking a full body tour from head to toe, using oils and playing with fire (well candle wax, but you get the point). Blindfold Founder Darren J Smith explains: “We’re constantly hearing about the ways that technology is driving us apart from our loved ones – but Blindfold offers a way for technology to help bring us together. “Sometimes the best sexual adventures are the ones you didn’t even know you wanted to explore, but people can get stuck in their old routines.Blindfold’s episodes guide couples through inspiring and exciting ideas, and encourage guys to take their time over foreplay.”