Finally, the kids are going back where they belong.
It is strictly required by law that you are friends with at least ten Mams on Facebook, whether it's your own Mam, a relation, neighbour, friend or woman you met once on a night out and swore you'd be friends for life.
A large portion of Facebook users feel obligated to make some sort of statement or press release regarding the children going back to school, and it's both a privilege and an honour to witness it.
Here's what you can expect to see on your timeline in the coming insufferable days.
‘Will save a fortune on heating’ A previously sold-out heated blanket is back in stock and helps ‘save a fortune’ during the winter months. With cold temperatures set to return as we head into late January and early February, people will be looking for cost-effective ways to stay warm at home. Silentnight’s Heat Genie Self-Heating […]
‘They were giving me dirty looks throughout the whole flight.’ A 22-year-old has caused a stir by refusing to give up her plane seat so that a father could sit with his little girl. She took to Reddit to explain the situation in a now-deleted post, and ask others whether they believed she was in […]
‘A Dyson at a quarter of the price’ A popular device that’s ‘much better’ than Dyson and Shark has been given a huge discount for a limited time. Usually priced at €149.82 the VACTech Pro V15 has been discounted by 46% for a limited time, taking the price to just €80.67 on Amazon. The Pro […]
